Overheard

I'm listening to a conversation with two girls and one of them knows the guy next to them, he's in a class. The problem is that he doesn't speak very good English and has no sense of humor (no accent though...suspicious), he's like "what's your name I want to find you on Facebook" or "your mom called and she said to give me a couple dollars".
Girl: My name is Zeno
Boy: Zena?
Girl: No Zenoooooo
Boy: ok I got it Zena, and can you speak with your hands more I don't understand what you're saying.

or

Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: Writing a paper on how distracting Facebook is... just kidding
Boy: Oh well it looks like you're doing good research do you need an interview?
Girl: I was just kidding
Boy: About what?


LOL